He stands 10ł tall and is the best defense against neighboring gnomes intruding on your property! šBirthdate and Place: Catacombs of Chernobyl šA former soldier gnome who became a legendary Ronin šReceived extensive training in garden defense tactics šProficient in weapon and hand-to-hand gnome-combatŁŁŁ šConfirmed to have a pearly-white smileŁŁŁ šSports fashionable Hazmat attire year-roundŁŁŁ thats been that shows all the scars from the battles hes been through šCan easily withstand hot summers, cold winters,and nuclear #falloutŁŁŁ šWhat didnt kill him made him legend šWill defend against neighboring gnomes intruding on your propertyŁŁŁ šAlso those Zombie Gnomes you bought thinking it was a great idea who then turned rogue on youŁŁŁ šBest for: Households that are not up at night and not home during the day
